One must realize when one reaches the ripe old age of four, that there is a certain order to the Universe, not the least including birthday cake & candle protocol! The prescribed steps in properly fulfilling birthday tradition include, but are not limited to:
Blowing out the lit candles;

Licking all remaining icing from said candles;

Stopping to ponder the wonder of mothers and their ability to create works of art in cake;

And last, but not least...Presents!!!
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